Roast What?

Sitting around a crackling fire.
Enjoying an outdoor meal of semi-charred smokies.
Roasting marshmallows in preparation for gooey smores.

Lately Precious asked me, "Can we have a roast beef in the back yard?". It took me a moment to interpret her request. She was really asking, "Can we have a wiener roast in the back yard?". Her request would have been more appropriate, I suppose, if wieners were really made out of real beef! :)